every winter i get a good case of "the sniffles." you know, stuffy nose, sinus problems the usual. well, two days ago i was i was pimped slapped with an ugly dose of the stomach flu and there is no end in sight. not only have i been giving linda blair-esque performances in the bathroom, i've been fighting a fever and since i can't keep any food (or liquids) down and therefore feel so weak and have no energy to fight this evil cold. it won't be long now...
may i serve as a cautionary tale to one and all! stay healthy by washing your hands, slamming emergen-c back like it's shots of vodka and definitely curb the make-out sessions - just until the spring.
bedside view. yummy.
if anyone knows the miracle cure to this craptastic illness please leave it in the comments below, otherwise just kind words of remembrance. "she was an honest girl..."
