Glogg Blog

Lately, I have been a total blog failure.  Between going home to the Dirty Jerz for Thanksgiving and my reunion and the boyf's 30th birthday and Bazaar Bizarre I've been the worst at budgeting my time.  Even though I don't have deadlines (or a large readership), I feel this obligation to my blog sometimes and it gives me anxiety.  Then, I have to remind myself:  "it's my blog! i can do whatever i want. shoooooot!" and then I am alright.  

As I have a tendency to ramble I thought I would get me, the blog and you caught up in bullets. Here goes:

Going home to NJ - amazing. i miss driving on the highway in NJ.  the road-rage was like poetry.  bagels and pizza to die for and i got to drink some amazing 20 year old bourbon. mmmmmmmm....

Thanksgiving - awesome, filled with food, family, fun and my specialty martinis:)

Reunion - so fun.  a few glitches at the beginning, but i ironed them out.  everyone is hot! we ate, drank and danced and popped open the time capsule we assembled at graduation.  the cops came to the after party, so you know we had a great time! 

OK, so now that we are up to speed, let's talk about this weekend.  My "weekend" started on Thursday night with Cocktails For Anissa at The Greenhouse Tavern: an event thrown by the great Chef's Widow  to benefit a fellow blogger and her family.  Not only did it feel great to help someone I have never met, I got to eat great food and put names to tweets as I met some of my internet friends for the first time.  It was great! 

The best part of the night was when my girl-date, the Fabulous Mel showed up with the now infamous AB and introduced me to Glogg. Sweet Jesus that stuff is good!!!!  I must say it was a great way to start a girl-date.  After enjoying some great food and more *moan* Glogg, we headed out to The Near West Theater to see The Wiz.  Umm...hmmm. Let's skip the review and just say that Mel and I missed out on the second act.  We did both score a pair of sweet green glasses though and decided to head back to The Greenhouse Tavern to make sure the Glogg was still good.  

I had a great night and had a blast with Mel (although, I don't think you can take us anywhere) and look forward to more nights like it!

Stay tuned for my review of B-Spot, where we celebrated the boyf's 30th!

help a blogger by going to happy hour!

please! Please! PLEASE! read this post over at Chef's Widow!  Not only do you get the chance to eat and drink at The Greenhouse Tavern, you get to help a blogger and her family.  That's what I love about blogging, you can help people without meeting them.  I know I'm going to do my part and knock a few back for Anissa.  You should too!  

planning a reunion = blog failure

So, 11 years ago my class elected me president.  My yearlong reign as queen, I mean, president turned in to a lifetime of service to my classmates.  I am in charge of planning all of our reunions.  As an event planner, this is one of my favorite things to do (when getting paid for it), as a classmate to non-RSVPer's it's my worst nightmare!  

Anyway, this reunion turned time-suck is the day after T-givs and after that I get my life back.  I miss my dear old blog and I have a ton of stuff I want to write about.  Where does the time go? Seriously though, I am so excited to see all of my friends and old classmates.  I can't believe it's been 10 years already?!?!? It seems like just yesterday that I got so drunk I had to be taken home at 9:30 from the 5 year reunion. ahhhh, the memories...like the good ol' freshman field hockey team!

My coach's sweater is amazing...

Taken shortly before I was carted out of the 5 year reunion.

Well, a reunion in New Jersey is how I'll be spending my Thanksgiving weekend. I'm excited for the holiday and event and excited to get back to blogging.  In the interest of taking baby steps though, I'll settle for making it past 10 pm this time.

the capermobile is not working

It's been a little more than 24 hours since some dude with a bunch of head tattoos took my automobile away on a flatbed.  My trusty old steed wouldn't start and I'm hoping it's not the biggest deal ever so that I can once again take to the open road.  Ironically, as of late, I've been thinking about how great it would be to live a car-free life.  While I think Cleveland's mass transit leaves something to be desired, I think there are some pretty cool options on the horizon for the city.

My favorite option is called City Wheels, a local car sharing program which allows urbanites to rent cars by the hour.  How cool is that? I could definitely get down with not having to pay for insurance, maintenance, car payments, geez, owning a car is a money suck!  Anyway, I think business such as City Wheels are the wave of the urban future.  Depending on how things go with my iron horse, I may be a customer soon!

HELP ME HELP MY FRIEND! spread the word!!!

Last week, my co-worker Chey discovered her fiance dead in the bathroom. Tragic beyond all measure.  I want to give her time to grieve and adjust to life without her love, so I am working her shifts for her and giving her ALL of the tips.  I can't imagine trying to cope with a major loss and worrying where rent is coming from at the same time.  So come to Sweet Melissa's in Rocky River, ask for moi (Emily) and leave me super huge tips to give to my friend!

Pass this along to anyone you know who likes to eat and likes to help!

islands in motor city

My lovely friend Jeannie invited me to go with her daughter and daughter's friend to see Islands.  I'd never eard their music, but knew I was going to the show with their two biggest fans: Zoe and Gabby.  

After a three hour car ride, we made it to Detroit or Pontiac rather (my first time there) and decided to grab a quick bite to eat as the girls wanted to be at the venue when the doors opened for prime band photog opportunities.  Our food took forever, so when it finally arrived, we choked down our meals and quickly made our way over to Clutch Cargo's for the show.  The venue is a converted church, which makes for a great backdrop to any live show.  The girls were excited because when they first walked in they saw Nick, the lead singer behind the merchandise table (evidently, this is rare) so they got to talk with him for a while and he remembered them from a show in Toronto and told them they were VIP and that next time they should tell him when they are going to be at a show and he will "put them on the list." I don't think I've ever seen two more excited people ever.

Shortly thereafter the bad took the stage and the girls ensured that we were in the front row (although it wasn't a problem as most people were there to see the two bands that followed).  Not knowing anything about the band or their music, I really enjoyed the show and was bummed that it had to be so short.  They have a synth-pop sound and all of their songs held my attention (I normally have the attention span of a gnat) and got my foot tapping.  I particularly enjoyed the song, "Vapours."  I can definitely endorse Islands and say if they ever pass through the 216 you should check them out!

Here are some pics from the show:

love, loss and life

We're all familiar with the lesson: "Don't go to bed angry."  It seems like a no-brainer as it is always best to resolve problems before going to sleep so you an start fresh the next day.  That doesn't always happen in my world.  I am stubborn and at times, childish in arguments (some that are so petty to begin with) with the boyf and I have ever gone to bed with a chip on my shoulder.  I've never thought it was such a big deal until yesterday.

Yesterday, my co-worker woke up and her boyfriend was dead.  I found out right before I was taking drinks to a table.  I was shocked, saddened and most of all, I was thinking about what she must be going through.  Although the details of his death are still a mystery to me, I was told she was most upset because they had argued before going to sleep and both went to bed angry.  So, on top of coping with the loss of the man she loves, she has to live with the fact that the last things they said to one another were not said out of love.

I could help but try to put myself in her situation.  Simply waking up to my boyfriend, dead would have been horrific enough; I don't think I would ever outlive the regret of going to bed angry and having my last encounter with the man I love be a negative one.  Can you?  

Although I always knew that it's never good to leave arguments unresolved, my co-worker's horrible ordeal and tragic loss has mad me realize how unexpected life can be.  Ultimately, there is no guarantee that there will be a tomorrow to kiss and make up.  Every conversation counts.  Every word counts.  Life is too short to spend it angry and holding grudges.  This is my wake-up call.  

Before you turn out the lights tonight smooch the one you love, it will make the morning that much sweeter:)

autumnal obsessions

As the cold weather creeps in (more like slaps us in the face!) I find myself "obsessed" with many new and interesting finds.  I am actually impressed by how impressed I've been lately.  In honor of my awe, I've decided to compile a list of my latest and greatest discoveries:

1. The Avett Brothers new album: I and Love and You - if you are not familiar with these dudes, you need to be.  This album is my favorite so far; it is both musically and lyrically striking.  I am particularly fond of the title track as well as "Ten Thousand Words."  You can check out more about the Avett Brothers on this dude's blog.  I've been listening to the AB for several years now.  Here is an old school pic of me with the band playing at my cousin's wedding:

i'm so classy.

2. The show, Vampire Diaries - I know, I know, teenage vampire love stories are getting a little played out.  I can't help myself! The guys are cute and evidently every person in high school now wears a teeny leather jacket and boots...everyday.  So, if you're like me and long for the days of Felicity on the good ol' WB, look no further!

3.  The show, Glee - (evidently I watch a lot of TV!) This little gem allows me to quench my inner drama geek; I'm proud to say I was vice president of the Drama Club in HS...seriously, I have a fuzzy varsity letter with the comedy/tragedy masks on it.  This show is not only chock full 'o' musical numbers, it's funny too! An added bonus is the lead actress Lea Michele who originated the role of Wendla in Spring Awakening.  

4. Hulu - Thank you Alec Baldwin and all of your alien friends for this amazing website.  Ironically, my last two favorites were TV shows and I work nights, so thanks to Hulu I can get caught up in the morning.  It's also really indulgent to watch several episodes back to back!

5.  Chai cupcakes from Grandma Freda's - go to the Westside Market and get one, now! They are deliciously sweet and moist and taste exactly like Chai! It's a perfect seasonal treat!

6.  Bubble Tea - I just can't get enough of the stuff!  Anyone else? I feel like a little kid sucking up the tapioca pearls up the big straw.  My favorite favor so far is cantaloupe; I like it so much, I've stopped trying other flavors.  I go all the way to Thai Spice in Westlake to get mine.  They have great food too, I just wish they were closer.

7.  Bust Magazine - ever since my beloved Jane went defunct, Bust has been my go-to for all things fashion, craft, and music.  My only wish is that the issues were thicker and that they came every month.  This magazine is perfect for reading while snuggling under a warm blanket!

8.  Candy Corn! Need I say more?

9.  Halloween costumes! I know what I'm going to be, but it's a secret.  Do you have your costume all ready to go?

Last year Maxwell was a bumble bee, this year he's thinking about being a shark.

10.  Handmade, knit things - I love a good chunky wool hat or scarf and lately, I've been obsessed with fingerless gloves.  My friend Jeannie makes some that kick ass!

11. Boots - I can't get enough of them! Since I have huge, man feet, and am broke I don't own a pair yet, but I engage in a great deal of shoe porn online here, here, and here.  Oh, a girl can dream... 

Anyone have any obsessions as of late?

the bridge project

Last night, I had the pleasure of going on a girl date with my lovely friend Jeannie.  We decided to check out The Bridge Project.  On our way Jeannie told me about her thesis in design school which was a redesign of the lower level of the bridge to be a series of shops and a glass-enclosed nightclub.  How cool does that sound?

Because Jeannie is the coolest, she knows the visionary behind the project, Terry Schwarz.  Shortly after we entered the subway tunnel, we bumped in to Terry and she started explaining the project and its intent.  I have to say, talking to her was my favorite part of the experience.  For me, the project itself wasn't as impressive as the vision and purpose behind it.  I thought the installments of "art" were too sparse and hastily thrown together, but after hearing Terry explain that the subway tunnel was one big classroom for her students, I started to think about it in a new light.  She told us she wanted her students to observe how people interacted with the space, the "exhibits" and what it revealed about how the space may be used in the future.  After hearing that, I started to look at the tunnel with a fresh set of eyes.

Although I guess I expected a little more in terms of "cool stuff to look at" (i had visions of black lights and skateboarders on a half-pipe), it was just neat to be walking over the river.   Walking in the dark, Jeannie and I noted the crazy insurance liability of the project as there are gaps in the metal bridge that are several inches long; perfect for a good ol' ankle twist! As I trip over my own feet on the daily, I was extra careful of the spaces on the floor of the bridge.

This installment totally made me think of Maureen's "Over The Moon" performance piece from RENT.

Mooooo!!!!

Performance artists at the east end of the bridge on a pond.  It reminded me of Mary Zimmerman's play, Metamorphoses.  I thought the idea was cool, and the backdrop of the columns and stairs was very striking, but the artistic element of it was kind of ruined for me as the performers were wearing Vans, Converse and Tevas with their very thoughtful, dramatic costumes.  It seemed like a vision blurred to me.  

The structure of the bridge with the city serving as a backdrop

Me, striking a pose in front of a backlit tarp.  Jeannie and I had a little too much fun with this! Check out Jeannie's pose here.

Whatever you think about art or however critical you may be (like me:), I highly recommend going to The Bridge Project.  All you need to bring is your imagination (oh and a few bucks if you want PBR...isn't PBR so hip?;).  Have fun...and mind the gap!

tilly and the wall

Today, while watching the trailer to Whip It (which I can't wait to see! Who doesn't secretly wish she were a derby girl?), I was reminded of how much I l-o-v-e Tilly & the Wall.  I've been rockin' out to these songs today and wanted to share.  Anyone know of the nearest Capezio, where I can get my hands on a pair of character tap shoes?

Enjoy! Happy Friday!

"Pot Kettle Black"
 

 

"Rainbows in the Dark"

restaurant rules: an educational post

"According to The Waiter, eighty percent of customers are nice people just looking for something to eat. The remaining twenty percent, however, are socially maladjusted psychopaths" -Waiter Rant

My life in restaurants began the day Coach Devlin cut me from the field hockey team the summer before junior year of HS.  My first serving position was in a retirement community serving some very nice seniors, some not very nice seniors and some seniors who shit their pants at the table.  Basically, nothing surprises me.

I guess I always assumed everyone has worked in a restaurant/some aspect of the service industry at some point and therefore knows how to conduct themselves as patrons in a restaurant.  My experience lately seems to indicate otherwise.  As a result of my recent experience with a-hole customers, I've decided to formulate a little list of rules and advice for restaurant guests.  Are you a total a-hole when you go to a restaurant? Well, then this post if for you!

1.  DO NOT SEAT YOURSELF!  oh, unless you are in a fast food restaurant or see a sign that reads, "Please Seat Yourself" 

2.  "Diet Coke" is not a state of being, so when I introduce myself and ask how you are, naming a drink is both rude and stupid.

3.  Servers have sections, so when you are being seated at one table and ask to sit at another you are jamming the seating system.  As it is the objective of the restaurant to make its guests happy, you will most likely get your way, but getting the table of your choice may mean that you have just set yourself up for less than stellar service as the server in your chosen table's section may be busy.  Choosing a different table = don't complain if you have to wait for service.  

4. The dictionary defines a "drink" as  1. A liquid that is fit for drinking; a beverage.  Therefore, when I ask you what you would like to drink and you say, "nothing, just water,"...think about it.

5.  An "Arnold Palmer" is 1/2 lemonade, 1/2 iced tea

6.  The following common menu items and how you really pronounce them (actual education here, no snarking):

Paillard - "pie-ard"

Haricot Vert - "harry-co-vare" (my favorite to hear when people say it the way it's spelled:)  

Nicoise - "knee-swah"

      Gnocchi - "n-yo-key"

jicama - "hick-a-mah"

Phyllo - "fee-low"

7.  If you are in a rush, let me know before you order, I am happy to accommodate...and you may want to skip the well-done steak.

8.  If you're all paying in cash, then asking for separate checks is silly and annoying

9.  When I am standing over you with your food in my hand, it is helpful if you clear a space big enough to fit the plate in front of you.

Have kids? Read these:

10.  You are welcome to bring your kids, but if they cannot entertain themselves letting them shred sugar packets and bang silverware on the table is unacceptable!  Bring entertainment and cheerios or order the kids' food when I first come to your table.  Happy kids = your meal will be more enjoyable.  

11.  When your kid starts screaming like a banshee it means he has had enough or is tired.  This applies to all situations with children in public.  Screaming is like a kiddie egg timer, when it rings, you're done! If your kid is screaming in a restaurant, you should be embarrassed, not by your kids but by your lack of parenting skills.  With a screaming kid, you aren't paranoid; everyone is looking at you.

12.  Do not let your kid run around the restaurant! It's dangerous for your child, the servers and other patrons.  If you don't tell your child to stay in her seat, don't be surprised when I do.  It would be a shame if she ran into a server carrying a tray of fajitas on 400 degree skillets and had one of these skillets hit her in the face, scaring her for life and marring her chances to be Homecoming Queen.

Back to more childless rules...

13.  After you fill in the tip and sign the credit card slip, you're supposed to leave it on the table.  Also, please don't be offended when I ask to see your photo ID when it says, "Please See ID" on the back of your credit card.

14.  If something is wrong with your meal, you have every right to be upset.  You do not have the right to say things like, "This is bullshit!" Oh, unless you are a hillbilly, then none of these rules apply to you.  You can feel free to do whatever you like.  We'll recognize you by your homemade, Nascar man-tank.   

15.  When you say, "I'm a really good tipper," it generally means you aren't.  In the server's dictionary, a "really good tipper" is defined as: a patron who leaves 25% or more

16.  When I ask how everything is, be honest.  I'm happy to fix anything you want, I just need to know about it.

17.  When you see something on the menu such as, "Filet      17."  It's not, "the filet number 17."  That little number is the price of the item, not the super value meal #.  

18.  If I am standing at another table, taking an order, DO NOT SHOUT, "excuse me," "yoo hoo!" or anything at all.  If you use the basic, socially prescribed rules of etiquette and decorum, I will be happy to serve your every whim.

19.  If you have a food "allergy" please let me know before you order.  

20. Remember, I'm a human being, please treat me like one.  It's a smart move to be nice to the people who handle your food.

 Thanks for coming in...it was a pleasure to serve you!

 

 

Bazaar Bizarre 12.12 - 12.13.09

Yay! My lovely friend Jeannie and I got an email last night informing us that we are going to be vendors at Bazaar Bizarre!!! Woot! Woot! We are so excited and you should be too, because this ain't cho mama's craft show! Now my days will be filled with glitter and glue and bottlecaps, bottlecaps, bottlecaps!Mark your calendars and we'll see you there!

***Oh! Also, If you have any jar lids (jelly, pickle, salsa...), I would love to have them for the fair! I'm working out a new idea and need a bunch!****

Rock out with your smock out!

one in vermilion

Um, how awesome is the phone on my camera?!

I guess I didn't realize how much traveling I'd been doing lately, but this weekend, the boyf and I decided to explore Vermilion.  The last time I was in Vermilion was more than 15 years ago and I spent the majority of my visit on a sailboat, so my memory of the town was slightly skewed.  

Even though have a great view of the lake from my home in Clevo, the views in Vermilion were somehow more beautiful.  After exploring the "downtown" area, which is abundant with cute restaurants, gift shops and even an art gallery, we walked down to the water and The Great Lakes Historical Society .  It was a beautiful day and although we didn't do much else but walk around, I would love to go back next summer...with someone who has a boat (hint, hint!)

the stuff of which hangovers are made...

So, I got a visit from some Phoenician friends and as expected we had a great time out in the 216.  I shudder to think back on all of the different types of alcohol I consumed on Friday night. Ugh.  The following pictures explain the hangover:

When you come to Cleveland, Panini's is a right of passage

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

 

This sleepy guy came to Cleveland for 1 night and earned himself a killer nickname.

What did you do this weekend?

my one night stand: the caper does columbus

You can judge me all you want, but sometimes a girl gets antsy and needs some excitement in her life.  That is precisely why the boyf and I hopped in the car and drove to Columbus for the night.  I'm sorry Cleveland, it's not you it's me.  I just needed a break to clear my head and see somewhere new.  

Our affair began with a craving for Mexican food.  It was so fun to visit the restaurant (chain) where the boyf and I first met 5+ years ago and the restaurant that gave us the love of working in restaurants.  The food was awesome and it tasted just as great as I remember.  If you ever visit an On The Border, be sure to get a Borderita (tall margarita pictured) and if you want a little something extra, get it with Chambord on top. Yum!

I want one of these bad boys right now!

After filling ourselves with all of our favorite menu items, we decided to drive downtown (our original plan was to hike Hocking Hills State Park, but the margaritas "ruined" that plan).  With directions from our great bartender, we made our way to downtown Columbus and into German Village.  After driving around there for a bit we found our way to Short North.  Short North is a great little arts district with great shopping, drinking and eating.  One reason I was excited to visit Columbus was to get my hands on (read: mouth around) some Jeni's Ice Cream.  I quickly found the storefront on High St. and would have gotten on the long line out the door if it weren't for my Mexican food baby in my stomach.  I was scared that I wouldn't get to try the delicious and crazy flavors Jeni's has to offer, but then the brilliant boyf noted that they are open until 11pm! Crisis averted; tantrum not thrown. Consider yourself lucky Columbus! 

Can you smell the waffle cones and sweet cream through the screen? Yeah neither can I, but wouldn't that be awesome?!

As we made our way up and down High St., we popped in and out of many of the interesting shops and boutiques.  I noticed how dog-friendly the community seemed to be, as there were many a four-legged friend sitting beneath outdoor diners and jogging on leashes.  Upon entering the very cool Collier West, we were greeted by this sassy, li'l guy:

He was definitely the boss of me and everyone else in the store.  I let him sniff my toes and then he let me look around.  Collier West has so many cool housewares and decorations and everywhere I turned I saw something I (couldn't afford) wanted to buy.

 
After visiting a few more shops (including a few more with canine proprietors) we decided we were going to find a hotel and make a plan for the evening.  After some chillaxin' in the Comfort Inn, we decided to grab a drink and a late night snack back in Short North.  Since we didn't know where we could get late night eats I turned to trusty Twitter and asked if anyone knew of any cool spots.  Almost immediately, a few of my tweeps answered with some great ideas!  High St. in Short North is definitely the pace to be for a night out.  Although I was tired from a long day of copious eating and drinking and found the loud, drunk people taking their requisite Facebook photos to be more than I could handle, I could see how High St. would be fun if I weren't such a lame-o.

After a great night's sleep we decided since we hadn't eaten in 12 hours that we'd better get our asses in front of a menu.  I was still hell bent on getting some Jeni's and had been tweeting back in forth with whomever runs their twitter and decided to get some at North Market.  We parked the car and walked in to the market only to find the vendors still setting up.  Since we had 45 minutes to kill we decided to grab a brunchy bite at Betty's. We spotted Betty's from across the street and started to cross ust as they opened their doors and about 20 hungover people stampeded the poor server.  I was impressed by how easily the server managed all 10 tables at once.  Since we were too early for "mimosas" the boyf got a beer and I got the world's biggest Diet Coke.  We ordered the breakfast nachos (with scrambled eggs on them)  and a side order of hash browns.  While we waited for our food, we looked around at all of the cool Vargas-y inspired decor.  Girl power!  

Inside Betty's: hungry hangovers

What did we do after polishing off the nachos? Head to the North Marlet for more food of course!  If you haven't been to the market, it is Columbus' answer to our very own West Side Market, with more prepared food.  From the BBQ to the Indian food, I was overwhelmed by the selection.  After taking a lap I positioned myself in front of the Jeni's stall mulling over my decision.  I knew I wanted to try the cantaloupe sorbet and when the very helpful and knowledgeable dude behind the counter told me the half container in the case was all that was left of it, I immediately ordered some! I also decided to take 6 pints home! Who am I? After careful deliberation, I chose: Goat Cheese & Roasted Red Cherry, Salty Caramel, Black Coffee, Cucumber, Honeydew & Cayenne, Maker's Mark Bourbon & Pecan, and Honey Vanilla Bean.  Sweet Jesus these ice creams are good! 

Yum.

Devouring my cantaloupe sorbet.

After the market, we packet up the car and headed back to the 216.  even though it was a short trip, it was just what the doctor ordered.  I had a one night stand with Columbus and will definitely do it again when I need a break from Cleveland.  I hope you understand, Cleve-o; hey, it's not like I went on Casual Encounters on craigslist.  I think you're great, but need to see other cities to keep things fresh.

I highly recommend a trip to Columbus (don't forget your cooler!).  Where would you recommend an overnight trip?

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beware the flying hamster of doom

So I feel partially responsible for the impending apocalypse, having tempted fate and The Flying Hamster of Doom.  I've joked that he would reign coconuts on Cleveland and when I went out to the store yesterday, it looked as though he already had...

Forget frogs and locusts, if one of these hits your car, you know it was the Flying Hamster of Doom!

 

mianus, canine anus, anus, anus, anus: a wedding weekend

Well, I'm back from my Canadian/New Jersian adventure and I think I need another vacation to recuperate! Having spent 50 hours in a car this week, I can safely say I experienced every human emotion known to man (and some I'm pretty sure that I invented). Not only did I get to witness my dear friend (since the 1st grade!) get married, I got to help my pops blow out 50 birthday candles, hug my future sister-in-law, and see beautiful Nova Scotia. Wow! When I spell it out like that it sounds like a breeze! Let's just say it didn't go down so smoothly.

Don't get me wrong, I had a blast catching up with old friends and traveling. One of the highlights of the trip came when we were driving past Mianus, CT. My two lovely traveling companions and I had about an hour of Mianus fueled laughter. Awesome. On the opposite end of the anal spectrum was my friend's bout of food poisoning, which we determined was a result of eating her weight in lobster the day before. She was miserable and I can't believe what a trooper she was!

The trip was a blast and I won't even begin to describe it. I'll let the pictures do the talking. I will say that Chester, Nova Scotia is one of the most beautiful places I've ever visited and I highly recommend going during race week, when the entire town gets drunk and watches boat races (and the town fills up with hot, tan sailors grrrrrrrroooww!). Also, Nova Scotians are some of the warmest, most welcoming people I have ever met!

Here are some pics of the fun:

Dad blowing out his candles and amped up about the senior discount

One of the brief moments of sleep I managed to get this week

Best bathroom sign ever!

The view from our house in Nova Scotia

The best friends anyone could ever have!

Sometimes I can't believe we've been friends for over 20 years

After a whirlwind of a weekend and a funny mishap with my best friend in a Wendy's bathroom with this guy and his wife: 

My hero

I arrived home to my parents house to find a very sick pupperstein who was puking and shitting blood.  I know: graphic.  Two trips to the AnimERge and $350 later my poor little guy is finally eating again and on the road to recovery.  Seriously though, I don't understand how people cope with being parents.  I was so freaked out about my little guy, I almost died.  Maxwell and I appreciate all of the support on Twitter.  If you want to brighten his day even more, then vote for him in the Cutest Dog Competition

Although I am exhausted, I am so glad I got be be apart of so many momentous occasions this week. An engagment, a birthday and a wedding. On the other hand, I could have done without the sick dog, 50 hours in a car and friend with food poisoning. Sorry if I sound a little anal;)

the caper goes canadian

So, I embark tomorrow on a Canadian adventure, by way of New Jersey and will have limited (if any) access to the internets.  I'm looking forward to a great road trip with my BFFs and for the wedding weekend in Nova Scotia.  When I get back, I'll tell you all aboooot it!

I'm all packed and just made sure the old ipod(s) are stocked with some great tunage. I probably should have consulted with Mr. Vinyl for a road mix, but i'm not that prepared and he's not that nice. Anyway, have a great week. I'll miss you! I'll be playing "I spy with my Canadian eye." feel free to email "eye spys" from your travels!

Cutest Dog Competition

OK, so I absolutely do not remember submitting Maxwell for this contest, but yesterday I got an email saying the people at CDC thought he was so cute they automatically advanced him in to round #2 of the cutest dog competition.  As of late this blog has turned in to a rambling self-promotion and I'm aware.  I, I mean Maxwell could really use a million dollars.  Vote for him here:

the caper is getting a sister!

Congratulations to my itty, bitty, baby brother and my soon to be sister for getting engaged!!! I am so excited, I can't even contain myself! I love you two and can't wait to get drunk at your wedding:)

Love,

Big Sister

the caper is crafty...it's bazaar bizaare!

I've always enjoyed my inner crafter.  You know, the kind who wears Hanes sweatshirts with santa appliques traced in metallic puff paint and dangly jingle bell earrings. I am not ashamed to own a glue gun or that I would rather knit than go out in the winter.  I always have at least 8oz of Modge Podge on hand for decoupage emergencies and more iron on letters and t-shirts than Michael's and Jo-Ann's combined.  Get the picture? 

A few months ago in the restaurant I decided to collect all of our used bottle caps and make nifty little, recycled creations.  After some research in development, I came up with my initial product: kitchen magnets.  I started a little shop on Etsy  to sell my li'l creations and hope to expand my crafty empire in the weeks to come.  I am designing Christmas ornaments now and hope to have those ready in time for the holiday season.  I am really excited about this project because  it will allow me to:

a) quench my desire to craft, craft and craft some more

b) help me make a little $mulah$ to help pay for, well, everything

c) expand my recycled creations into other design as well as feature my "bike tube" jewelry

d) hopefully, it means I will be accepted as a vendor at the most awesomest craft fair ever: Bazaar Bizarre  

One of my bottle cap magnets

I hope to be able to split a table with my fabulous friend Jeannie and her amazing knits!  Do you shop/sell on Etsy? I would love to know about your shop/favorite sellers!  

Love and Craft Glue,

The Caper

road rage etiquette: a lesson

I have ever used this here blog to rant about Cleveland drivers, but what happened to me the other day is one of the greatest moments of my life to date.  I was driving to work on I-90 West and was raining like crazy (the "can't see the car in front of you" kind of rain).  As my 10 year old car is literally falling apart, I opted to stay in the right lane so that I wouldn't kill myself and those around me if my treadless tires decided to give in to the slippery road. As I passed an on ramp, I noticed a landscaping truck entering the highway and trying to get over in to my lane as the lane he was in was an "exit only" lane.  Normally, I would move over to allow my fellow road warrior a place, but there was a car directly to my left traveling at exactly my same speed (another pet peeve of mine - you should always be traveling faster than the car to your right).  I look back to my right and the landscaping truck is merging into me and...GIVING ME THE FINGER! 

May I digress for a moment to say that giving the finger is so 90's.  I equate the hand gesture with the Arsenio Hall "woot! woot" hand crank.  When I looked out my passenger side window and saw this guy in a sleeveless  camouflage shirt flipping me the bird I was like, "Really Dude?"  I've been flicked off before, but this time I was hurt and pissed because this guy was blaming me for something that wasn't my fault.  I'm from Jersey; I don't take road rage lightly so I accepted this gentleman's middle digit as the challenge to a duel.  My weapon: the name of his company and phone number emblazoned on his door.  

The chase began.  I don't know that it can really be considered a chase as I slowed down to get his number, he slowed so that I couldn't.  Yep, the wizard realized what he had just done.  After slowing to 55 mph and finally pulling up along side him, I got the number off of his door and dialed.  Here is the conversation:

Wizard: "Yeah"

Me:  "Hi is this (company name)?" 

Wizard: "Yeah. Is this the girl in the Jersey truck?" (other wizard laughing in 

the background)

Me: (Laughing) "Indeed it is."

Wizard: "I was just trying to get over."

Me: "I noticed that and if there wasn't a car on my left, I would have moved over for 

you.  Maybe you should have slowed down."

Wizard:  "Oh, really? I didn't see that."

Me: "Yeah, well then you learned two things today. One: Don't give someone the finger 

when your company's name and phone number is all over your vehicle and two: if you 

mess with a Jersey girl, she's going to retaliate."

Wizard: "Ha! Ok thanks. Have a great day."

                                                Me: "You too."

 I hung up feeling all warm and fuzzy on the inside.  I can't tell you how triumphant I felt after that conversation! I mean, can you imagine how great it would be to know the phone number of every a-hole on the road? It would be amazing! "Excuse me, you cut me off a quarter of a mile back and I just wanted you to know  that's a reckless way to operate your vehicle on the road." Click.  Killing people with kindness is the new middle finger everyone.  Now go out there and use your road manners! 

See? There are times it's less than intelligent to give the finger

will blog for food

So, I know we're in tough times and in a city hit particularly hard by these tough times, but I still decided to add a paypal widget to my blog.  I haven't decided if this makes me a total dirtbag or just sad and desperate (i'm more comfortable with the later).  Anyway, working 2 jobs still isn't quite cutting the mustard. By cutting the mustard I mean I would like to be able to break even every month.  

I'm not looking to make money off of my blog, as I am waiting for someone to discover it and offer me a great writing gig/book deal.  I have a great idea for a teenage romance between a human and a vampire; I think it will really sell.  No seriously, just wait, I think vampire is going to be the new "it" genre.  I might even try to sell my idea to HBO so they can make a show with a similar premise.  I digress.  All I really hope to do is pay off my computer, the vessel of my writing and this blog.  The next time you are cleaning behind the couch cushions or vacuuming  your car and find some loose (crud covered) change, GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!

I should also say that I am willing and able to do chores for money.  These include but are not limited to:

• Cleaning your house
• Washing your car
• Walking your dog/taking car of your pet
• Fanning you and feeding you grapes 
• Painting
• Baby-sitting
• Breaking up with your significant other
• Weeding through "friends" on myspace, facebook...that need to be cast aside
• Selling your stuff on ebay
• Being your designated driver  

My little refugee baby peers over the screen as if to say, "You can sponsor us for pennies a day."

eye spy with my cleveland eye #3

I know you've seen the last two and figured them all out, so here is installment #3...

1.

Anyone know where to find this "nauti" lady?  

2.

Have you ever had the pleasure of visiting this place? It's pretty sweet!

3.

I mean, it's a rendering of a caveman clubbing a t-rex next to a political billboard with a cartoon of Obama pointing a rifle at Lady Liberty.  I figured I had hit the proverbial "eye spy" jackpot.  I now realize the funcition of crazy people in the world.

4.

    I have yet to make it to one of these events.  I hear them bright and early every Saturday morning though (pillow over head)! Does this look familiar? I think it's a tricky one.

5.

It takes some patience, but with some determined digging you can walk away with some real treasures.

I know you're all chomping at the bit to submit your own "eye spy" gems.  Email me! OK, now I'm off to read my latest issue of Ranger Rick.

the caper is a cheapskate

Working on a very limited budget isn't always easy.  I am the (self-proclaimed) Queen of Not Paying Full Price. As I have a pretty sick expensive handbag fetish, ebay is my bitch.  Actually, I think it could be argues that I am ebay's bitch, but whatevs.  My point is that I am such a smart shopper I am able to get many of the things I want and need at a killer discount.  Since moving to this fair hamlet I have made some great discoveries as far as discounted goods and services are concerned and wanted to share some ways to save money here in Cleveland:

Need a haircut? Check out one of the Brown's Aveda Institutes:  There is one Rocky River and one in Mentor.  I would recommend just going for a single service unless you want to spend the day there.  The students always do a great job, but as it is a school it takes a while so don't forget your life & style and snack.  I got an awesome haircut for $13; you should try it out.  Already have a stylist? Go to the institute for a great full body massage.

Like to read? I suggest hitting up one of the Half-Price Books locations in the area.  It's a great place to find great books at a highly discounted price.  You can also sell/trade your books in too, although the return isn't great so I would sell them on amazon instead.

If you are like me, then you go to the movies for the salty, buttery popcorn.  Miss a movie when it came out in the theaters?  The Detroit Theater  in Lakewood is a great place for a little cheap entertainment.

You know what's crazy? I used to pay $80 for a freakin' oil change.  Not since moving to Cleveland! I get lubed for less ($4.95) at Ganley Ford West.  Not only are they cheap, but they have great customer service and get everything done quickly.

Want to have a little excursion?  If you are a resident of Cuyahoga County then bring a proof of address to The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo on Mondays and you get in free! 

Do you have any ways to enjoy Cleveland on the cheap? Share the knowledge!