will blog for food

So, I know we're in tough times and in a city hit particularly hard by these tough times, but I still decided to add a paypal widget to my blog.  I haven't decided if this makes me a total dirtbag or just sad and desperate (i'm more comfortable with the later).  Anyway, working 2 jobs still isn't quite cutting the mustard. By cutting the mustard I mean I would like to be able to break even every month.  

I'm not looking to make money off of my blog, as I am waiting for someone to discover it and offer me a great writing gig/book deal.  I have a great idea for a teenage romance between a human and a vampire; I think it will really sell.  No seriously, just wait, I think vampire is going to be the new "it" genre.  I might even try to sell my idea to HBO so they can make a show with a similar premise.  I digress.  All I really hope to do is pay off my computer, the vessel of my writing and this blog.  The next time you are cleaning behind the couch cushions or vacuuming  your car and find some loose (crud covered) change, GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!

I should also say that I am willing and able to do chores for money.  These include but are not limited to:

• Cleaning your house
• Washing your car
• Walking your dog/taking car of your pet
• Fanning you and feeding you grapes 
• Painting
• Baby-sitting
• Breaking up with your significant other
• Weeding through "friends" on myspace, facebook...that need to be cast aside
• Selling your stuff on ebay
• Being your designated driver  

My little refugee baby peers over the screen as if to say, "You can sponsor us for pennies a day."