
I know how she feels.
I have had a very busy weekend. Some of my fun will be captured in this coming week's "eye spy" post, but i wanted to share a little of the fun before i finish my margarita and hit the hay. This weekend, the boyf's brother was visiting so we planned a few mini-adventures including today's trip to pick blueberries. I'm not going to mention the name of the place because the crotchety, old proprietor was a total a-hole to us and I can't in good conscience endorse anyone else going there. Anyway, a-pickin' we did go, but not before I sat through the scariest car ride of my life! Seriously, el broheme drives like a maniac. I now know how Al Cowlings felt in the Bronco with OJ. I will not be getting back in his car any time soon.
Once we arrived at the berry farm we got our buckets and concurred that the experience would indeed be a competition and set off to different parts of the farm. As I am a seasoned berry picker, I got right to work harvesting the fruit that others had overlooked. Shortly after I started to fill my bucket, this older guy in the row next to me peered over a blueberry bush and said, "I keep mistaking you for a blueberry. (Can you hear my self-esteem plummeting?) You're shirt makes you look like a blueberry." (I was wearing a purple shirt). Shit. What's up with the insults lately? I AM NOT A BLUEBERRY!!!!! Oh, that's another blog post altogether. The point is, get off 'cho ass and pick some berries, yo! Rosby's Berry Farm in Brooklyn Heights is a great place to pick Raspberries. Berry picking is a great summer activity and the baking possibilities are endless!!!!!

Pictured above are actual blueberries (not to be confused with human beings). These are the "fruits" of my labor. I apologize for my hi-larious wit:)
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